4 Career Lessons by Entourage’s Ari Gold

UPDATED: August 7, 2023
PUBLISHED: June 2, 2015
Jeremy Piven, who plays Ari Gold in "Entourage"

“Don’t waste time worrying about work/life balance or looking for your best self, sham ‘secrets,’ or any other snake oil being pushed by sloppy hippies who have never built a business, let alone a bankroll, or you will wake up 20 years from now poor, pissed-off and primed for a midlife crisis.”

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Hollywood agent and author of The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By, Ari Gold. In the bizarro la-la land of HBO’s Entourage, main character Gold, played by Jeremy Piven, has no problems admitting his success was the result of ego-driven, self-promotional brute force.

“I would love to tell you that my success in Hollywood was fueled completely by passion and creativity instead of aggression and ambition, but that would be a lie, and this book is about uncensored honesty,” Gold writes in this fictional autobiography. 

The introduction is capped off with: “The following are my rules to live by. You’re welcome.”

Top 4 career tips from Ari Gold

Here are four surprisingly helpful career tips you can learn from Gold:

1. ‘Develop an ADA (Attention-Deficit Advantage).’

One “affliction” in particular may beget brilliant entrepreneurs: attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder. In the Gold Standard, Gold describes it as, “An affliction. A condition. A handicap. Turns out, I was lacking an abundance of a particular neurotransmitter, a chemical in the brain that regulates behavior,” he writes. 

“Then I came to one of the most profound realizations of my life. I wasn’t too fast. The rest of the world was too slow,” he continues. “And so, as I’ve done so often in my life, I learned to flip an obstacle into a benefit. Instead of attention-deficit disorder, I developed what I call an attention-deficit advantage. I learned to see the condition as a positive, an accelerant that would help me excel, rather than as an impediment that would hold me back. Because I could process and synthesize mass quantities of stimulation and information faster, I could achieve more in a shorter period of time. It sharpened my ability to cut through the noise and get to the heart of the matter.”

2. Because I can’t sit still, meetings should move, too.

“Meetings are the bane of my existence,” Gold writes. “They are, by nature, bloated and cumbersome, yet also a necessary evil.” His tip for effective meetings? “Regardless of the topic, your North Star is to keep them as brief as possible. A meeting should never take longer than 20 minutes, at the outside.”

Better yet? Make them walking meetings. Walking to the car, walking to the next meeting, even walking to the bathroom. Or follow Gold’s example and engage in “hallway meetings.”

3. Only take phone calls in the CIA war room.

To cope with the hundreds of phone calls our fictional hero receives on the daily, calls that are the “single biggest distraction in [his] life,” Gold created a “sophisticated phone sheet system that—with the aid of my assistants functioning like a special ops team in a CIA war room—could track the person, timing and reason for all phone calls, allowing me to designate an order of importance around which ones to take first, return, ignore or roll later in the day. The phone sheet is your fluid strategy plan for the day’s battle. It needs to provide up-to-the-second data and be updated rigorously.”

Another Ari Gold-ism: “No phone call should last more than two minutes. If you can’t get across what you need to get across in 120 crisp seconds of articulation, then send a text or an email.”

4. ‘Lunches. Don’t do them.’

“They are a massive time suck and will devour the middle part of your day. Especially if you live in Los Angeles,” according to Gold. “The turnaround of leaving the building, getting in your car, driving to your lunch, valeting, having lunch, then getting your car from valet, driving back to the office, sitting in lunch traffic and getting back to your desk all told can be a two-hour swing, if you’re lucky. Only take lunches when it is absolutely necessary to meet with someone face to face in the middle of the day.”

Adapted from Ari Gold’s The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By, Hachette Books, copyright 2015 Home Box Office Inc. This article was updated August 2023. Photo by Andrew MacPherson/Corbis Outline

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